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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Britney Spears!

June 3: Britney Spears still has it (an ability to memorize lines and a fake smile, that is)

"@takashipom Otsukaresama-deshita, Takashi! - Britney" 4:23 p.m., via Twitpic

March 11: Britney Spears has poor taste in more than just music

"I saw Alice in Wonderland. It was soooo good!!! -Britney" 6:20 p.m., via web

January 19: And by "hot," Britney Spears means "make me look kinda dumb and stuff."

" Can't wait for you guys to check out my new Candies photos! They're hot!- Brit" 2:28 p.m., via web

December 5, 2009: Frozen yogurt excites Britney Spears

"My daddy got me a Blizz Berry machine for my birthday. Best frozen yogurt I've tried and now I can have it all the time! -Brit" 3:32 p.m., via Twitter for the iPhone

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.