The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

MC Hammer

July 13: Apparently, when you're MC Hammer, you don't have to turn your cell phone off in flight.

"I'm relaxing in the air .... #MLB All Star was fantastic !!!! Anaheim was lovely." 9:55 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: MC Hammer jumps on the nerdy glasses bandwagon

"Hey, my nerd glasses are workin' look at all the love the ladies give me... It's like I'm wearin' Hi-Karate Cologne or something .."9:30 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: Two minutes later, MC Hammer talks nerdy glasses some more.

"Ok here's proof of the power of these glasses.. So Sexy ... Lol" 9:32 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: OK, what we don't understand here is why MC Hammer is the one posting these pictures. Is HE going up to strangers and asking for photos? Something seems backwards...

"Look What The Glasses Did !!! Oh Boy !!" 9:41 p.m., via Twitter for Iphone

July 3: MC Hammer isn't too legit to enjoy a fruit platter in the tub

"Into the Bath I Go !!!!" 1:38 a.m., via Twitter for iPhone

Tune in next week for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano