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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Taylor Swift!

July 4: Taylor Swift gets all educational and stuff and plays with stickers

"Sitting on a porch with (Twitter friends we're probably too old to recognize omitted) eating BBQ, discussing American history." 5:42 p.m., via Echofon

July 3: This many tomatoes always takes Taylor Swift's breath away

"Local produce tent = yay!" 1:35 p.m., via Echofon

May 8: What exactly is Taylor Swift's job again?

"I've been eating Cheerios like it's my job lately." 9:24 a.m., via Echofon

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.