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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

John Stamos!

June 30: John Stamos's brother still can't hit that high note.

"lovely dinner with my old buddy matt stone last night- for you SOUTH PARK fans--" 5:11 p.m., via Twitpic

July 3: John Stamos explores culturally diverse yoga

"I love mexico! beautiful country, good 'family' people. off to mexican yoga- whatever that is." 6:20 a.m., via mobile web

June 29: John Stamos has THE DANCE inside him

"tap lesson: pull back into a gregory hines/m.j.tribute/ toe stand/ i still suck" 1:03 p.m., via Twitpic

June 25: Oh snap, Uncle Jesse.

"my day at knott's berry farm with the olsen twins" 11:12 a.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

BONUS PIC OF BOB SAGET GRABBING JOHN STAMOS'S ASS!