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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Michael Ian Black

July 23: Michael Ian Black is all about looks when it comes late night TV hosts

"Whichever plastic surgeon turned Jimmy Kimmel into Fred Flintstone is amazing." 2 hours ago, via Web

July 22: Michael Ian Black isn't shy about his desires

"I kind of want to see some Klingon porn." 11:56 p.m., via Web

July 20: Michael Ian Black has a very good point

"How awesome would it be if Lindsay converts to Islam and gets a face tattoo? #iheartmiketyson" 6:48 p.m., via web

July 20: Michael Ian Black has ideas

"I'm thinking of start a new magazine for guys who like stuff that girls like but aren't gay and also drink Dr. Pepper and are me." 9:11 a.m., via web

July 18: Michael Ian Black moonlights as a bachelor party planner

"Chicken strips. Pretty good as a food. Totally fucking weird as a bachelor party activity." 8:51 p.m., via web

Tune in next week for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.