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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Spencer Pratt!

July 26: Spencer Pratt threatens to do shit he'll never actually do. Also, the first letter should be capatilized, genius.

"if one more person corrects me on my spelling or grammar on MY TWITTER i will go back to elementary school. I hear you. Leave my tweet game" 8:32 p.m., via web

July 26: Spencer Pratt is an idiot. He's also "getting his cut on"

"eating oranges for desert. getting my cut on. clock is ticking on summer body. must show these eastside shore boys what Cali fitness can do" 8:30 p.m., via web

July 25: Tyler Pratt's definition of "not ready" = "you have above a 4th grade reading and comprehension level"

"if only you all knew how many tweets I delete before I post because I don't think your ready for them yet. In time you can handle my tweets." 12:37 p.m., via web

July 17: Um, Spencer Pratt's grammar and spelling comes into question yet again

"i am making a pony tail with my beautiful curly golden locks. I am to sexy for my hair! to sexy for my hair! I am SOOOOO SEXY!" 9:16 a.m., via web

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano