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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Kanye West!

Earlier Today: Kanye west just can't get no satisfaction

"I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh" about 4 hours ago, via Web

Earlier Today: Firt persian rugs with cherub imagery, now this...

"Vintage Hermes travel bags are tight yo!!!"

July 28: OK, now this is really just getting bizarre. Is this Kanye West's Twitter account, or my grandma's?

"I'm into these type of glasses this is a new decade its over with for all those tongue and cheek ironic..." 10:40 p.m., via Twitpic

July 29: Oh, for fuck sake...

"I hate half empty water bottles so I copped these #goblets to drink out of" 9:38 p.m., via Web

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

BONUS TWITTER PIC OF KANYE'S WEST'S COUCH