WHAT WE HAVE FOUND TODAY >>>

Ringo Starr is 70 today.

>>> SOUTH SOUND SPECIFIC

Lakewood was called The Prairie in the beginning - an expanse of land about 20 miles square, dotted with small lakes and occasional stands of Garry oak trees. Steilacoom and Nisqually Indians used the Prairie as a ready source of food and held gatherings before the advent of the white hunters, trappers and settlers. (Lakewood Historical Society)

>>> TODAY'S WORD

cynanthropy \si-naen'-thre-pi\ noun

Form of insanity in which patient has delusions of being a dog.

Usage example: "I was all like, dude! Can you turn off that awful LeBron James bullshit? I'll bark like a dog!" Susan didn't giggle, cynanthropically.

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