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Drummer Simon Kirke of Bad Company is 61.

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The Thorne Mansion was built on American Lake between 1909 and 1911. Now a bitchin' bed and breakfast, it was once considered one of the most beautiful estates and gardens in the nation, and often attracted illustrious people of the early 1900s.

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blewberry / bloo-ber-ee / verb

To blow shit up in a park called Blueberry.

Usage example: "Simply put, you thug: I am a bit perturbed that you blewberried the portable bathroom with me just a few staps away. I can assure you that this action was very distasteful from a social standpoint, if it was indeed your intention to cause me harm. If this was the case, then I am somewhat offended," a man with soiled pants said to no one in particular.

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