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Drummer Roger Taylor of Queen is 61.

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In 1890 industrialist W.R. Rust established Tacoma Smelting & Refining Company and a company town for his employees, naming the place "Smelter." On Oct. 22, 1906, residents - tired of being targeted with the tag line, "You smelt it, you dealt it - voted to change to the name to Ruston, in honor of Rust. Ruston was officially incorporated Nov. 10, 1906.

>>> NEW WORD FOR THE URBAN DICTIONARY

yay-ger-veyt / verb

To give up the farm and get loaded instead

Usage example: Farmer Ted, after working in his farm fields in Moses Lake from 4:30 a.m. to 8 p.m. every fucking day for the last 40 years, then hearing that the weather would exceed 100 degrees today, jägervated himself into a coma of bliss.

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Screw the Barefoot Bandit. Did you hear about Fake Boob Clowns Pants Robber?

When geeks go bad.

Learn to draw a Sasquatch

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