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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Sebastian Bach!

August 2: Sebastian Bach shops just like you... only in New Jersey.

"I'm at Best Buy - East Brunswick NJ (Store 598) (300 State Route 18, Suite 4, East Brunswick)." 3:21 p.m.

August 2: Sebastian Bach eats just like you... only in New Jersey.

"I'm at Subway (Midstate Mall at Rt. 18) (314 Route 18, East Brunswick)." 3 p.m.

July 24: Sebastian Bach shops for electronics just like you... did in 1987.

"I'm at Radio Shack." 11:27 a.m.

July 10: Sebsatian Bach does Norway just like you... would if you were kind of a sad, aging metal joke.

"Norway , bitches! Lemmy from motörhead is a true gentleman" 10:36 a.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano