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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Ellen Degeneres

Aug. 5: Ellen Degeneres divulges the truth of TV, and perhaps life.

"I’ve learned 2 things about TV. It’s always easier with vodka & some of the best singers are from the Philippines." via web

July 31: The photo taken moments before Ellen Degeneres got mauled by a pack of racoons and contracted rabies.

"Hanging out with the newest additions to our family at the farm." via web

July 26: Ellen Degeneres sticks up for cheerleading

"A federal judge ruled that cheerleading isn't a sport, but I disagree. Can you do a basket toss double down off a pyramid? Didn't think so." via web

July 5: Ellen Degeneres sticks up for Dennis Quaid

"One newspaper reported that Dennis Quaid locked a little girl in his trunk. They were wrong. It was my writer. And his name is Jason." via web

Tune in next time for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano