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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Bette Midler!

Today: Bette Midler hands out a compliment... we think.

"I love Boston. It's so common." via web

Aug. 10: Bette Midler talks stardom

"It didn't used to be like this. Years ago, stars had glamour... and pubic hair." via web

Aug. 13: Bette Midler talks stardom, some more

"You know, the sun is just another middle-aged star." via web

Aug. 16: OK, there's definitely a trend here...

"I worry about old stars. Where do they go now that "Murder, She Wrote" is off the air?" via web

July 30: Bette Midler is the Brett Favre of showgirls... we don't mean a waffler, just resilent and tough

"Perfect attendance!" via Twitpic

Tune in next time for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

BONUS BETTE MIDLER WITH A FREAKY CAT PIC!