WHAT WE HAVE FOUND TODAY >>>

Actress Victoria Jackson is 51.

>>> SOUTH SOUND SPECIFIC

Ground breaking for the Tacoma Dome took place on July 1, 1981.  The building was constructed in less than two years and officially opened on April 21, 1983.  The Tacoma Dome hosted its first major concert on Aug. 11, 1983 with David Bowie, which so happens to be another Tacoma Dome first - accidental hairspray to the eyes in the men's bathroom.

>>> NEW WORD FOR THE URBAN DICTIONARY

sunstupid / suhn-stoo-pid

To think it's suddenly OK to stare at the sun.

Usage example: Last night, for a minute, Mitch forgot about pesky trifles like love, mortgages, child rearing, planting gardens, dreams, money, shoes, large wooden letters spelling out cuss words in Tollefson Plaza, parking spaces, mysterious rashes, foreign policy, baseball, Best of Tacoma 2010 and everything else as he stood sunstupid in his backyard weeds gazing at the red sun as it set behind his trailer.

>>> DID YOU HEAR?

The Dutch said "screw Afghanistan."

Magic bracelets make more sense than a card in the spokes.

Corey Hart wears his sunglasses on the field.

Man robs Wendy's, then calls back to complain.

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