Ask Ozzy before his Tacoma show

By Michael Swan on October 11, 2010

BUILDING EXCITEMENT UP TO THE DAY OZZY TICKETS GO ON SALE >>>

The Weekly Volcano welcomes Ozzy Osbourne to our blog room - located in building two, floor 5, at our World Headquarters in Lakewood - to answer questions from our readers. Osbourne will perform Feb. 5, 2011 at the Tacoma Dome with Guns N' Roses/Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash. Tickets are $29.50-$79.50 and will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 16 at Ticketmaster.

First question is from Ralph in Fife.

RALPH: Dude, I'm totally your biggest fan! My question is this: there's this chick that works with me on the pickle line who I want to ask out, maybe to go to the Poodle Dog but I'm afraid she'll just laugh because she is way hot and doesn't even know I exist. What do you think I should do, Ozzy?

OZZY: How the (bleep) should I know, you (bleeping) wanker?! If you want her to notice you, take a (bleeping) crap on the conveyor belt then stick a (bleeping) pickle in it!

OK ... then, that's enough for today folks.