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Look. We can't send our in-house film critic, the venerable Rev. Adam McKinney, to every movie screening. For one, he rides the bus - and these hoity-toity film critic screenings often happen in Seattle. Secondly, he's a busy man with many responsibilities - meaning reviewing rom-coms for the Volcano doesn't always top his priority list.

As mentioned earlier this week, McKinney reviewed the new Harry Potter flick for tomorrow's paper, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1. He calls it, quite possibly, the second best film in the series - but you'll have to wait until tomorrow's paper hits the streets to hear the rest.

But the new Harry Potter isn't the only movie coming out on Friday. Russell Crowe's new crap fest, The Next Three Days, will also be hitting big screens.

Since McKinney was unavailable, and we like him, we called on Roger Ebert to handle Crowe's latest work. You'll be able to read that review - along with McKinney's take on the new Potter - in tomorrow's Volcano.

Until then, prepare yourself for a world where Russell Crowe is a junior college professor with a resilient (albeit it wholly unbelievable) streak by watching the trailer for The Next Three Days.