Every week in the classifieds section of the Weekly Volcano our Cup Check column is there for your inner sports fan - a spot dedicated to finding a place for dumb jock jokes inside the paper at all costs.
Think Brett Favre jokes are funny? So do we - and Cup Check is for you.
Want to laugh about who Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is boffing? We already did.
Want to be scared shitless by Bo Pelini? Check out this week's column, or just watch the video below ...