THE BLASTS FROM THE PAST JUST KEEP COMING >>>

Seriously? Are you fucking shitting us? First, the powers that be go and arrange a AC Slater meet-and-great Saturday at the South Hill Mall in Puyallup - a move that, naturally, sent every scribe on the Volcano's payroll searching for Saved by the Bell clips on YouTube to post as part of our weeklong SPEW feature "AC Slater is so hunky!"

Production is already down 27-percent because of this.

Now, the Tacoma Comedy Club goes and brings in Skippy from Family Ties. Real name Marc Price, and a comedian, Skippy will be in Tacoma Friday and Saturday for a pair of shows billed for the whole family.

From the press release:

This Friday and Saturday we are bringing you up close and personal with "Skippy" from the show "FAMILY TIES"! Come on out, bring the family, and watch him do some very funny stand-up comedy! After the show, you can even meet him, and get a picture.
 
Due to the snow, we are offering a special this weekend, but only if you buy online. Enter the code 'cabin' to receive $9 tickets!! This is a deal that can not be beat. Get your tickets at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/129624!!

Good god. Skippy in Tacoma - the same week as Mario Lopez. Think of the hours lost for us. This could be bad ...

Oh wait a minute! CBS seems to have a monopoly on Family Ties on YouTube, so we're only going to force one Skippy clip on you (and we apologize for the Showtime or Geico ad).