SATURDAY, DEC. 4 >>>

1. Meet Mary Kay Letourneau and her husband, DJ Vili Fualaau at Bull Market Bar and Grill in Parkland. We shit you not.

2. Doxology will celebrate the release of the band's latest pop-rock record, The Revolution, tonight at Jazzbones. Get your dance on.

3. OMG! Flashback alert! The Black Crowes are at the Emerald Queen Casino tonight. Shake your money maker.

4. The Tacoma Symphony Orchestra - known around these parts as simply TSO - will bust out its "Sounds of the Season" performance tonight and tomorrow at the Pantages Theater. Here's one holiday tradition un-worthy of a bah humbug.

5. Countdown to Christmas tonight at the New Frontier with the iconic Girl Trouble, the Dignitaries and the Riffbrokers.