TECH VESTS LOOK DUMB >>>

If you follow every ebb and flow our area's malls (of course you do!), you've surely heard by now that REI plans to open a new, two-story, 25,000-square-foot store in the Olympia Westfield Capital Mall this spring. According to the Olympian (citing to official REI release), the new REI store will occupy the former Mervyns' space next to Forever 21.

That's hot.

In honor of our area's soon-to-be newest spot to buy outdoor gear that you'll never actually use, here's a stupid video of some dumbass falling off a log. Perhaps he needs new boots. ...