CHEEKBONE ALERT >>>

Typically, or at least as much as possible, we send our very own Rev. Adam McKinney out to big movie screenings so he can review them for you here in the Volcano. McKinney is one of our area's only remaining local film critics, so it's something we take a great deal of pride in. Plus, he bagged the shit out of Ben Affleck's The Town, which is pretty respectable.

That said, when McKinney attempted to get into a recent screening of The Tourist, starring Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie and opening this week, he was denied at the door - told he simply wasn't sexy enough to make the cut ... something about the pout of his lips lacking punch. Talk about harsh.

So, as a backup plan we've called on our old friend Roger Ebert - who will be providing his review of The Tourist in this week's paper. Apparently, a hyper-active Twitter account is very sexy these days.

In any regard, here's a peak at the movies' trailer to get your juices flowing Talk about sex appeal!