STUPID UPS TRUCK >>>

Chris "Trashcan" Miller of The Red Hot in Tacoma just called the Weekly Volcano World Headquarters to inform us that his Shmaltz He'Brew beer is locked in a UPS truck in Kent, thus postponing his Jewbelation celebration until tomorrow. Last night his beer was in South Dakota, so he's confident that his Jewbelation will commence tomorrow.

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