Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet

By Julie Holt on January 3, 2011

MOST PEOPLE LET THEIR CHILDHOOD DREAMS FADE; 30-YEAR-OLD MICHELLE STILL EMBRACES HER INNER TURTLE>>>

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle too. We'd play at recess and fight over who got to be Donatello (because he had a giant stick). I'd always get stuck playing April (because I'm a girl and I have brown hair. Whatever.) and instead of getting to swing around a stick, I'd sit at the end of the slide with a fake giant typewriter.

Those days were fun, but I was five. This is the inspirational story of a full-grown-woman who took her childhood dreams into full-blown fruition. Turtles in a half shell, Turtle power.