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Weird Al Yankovic really needs no introduction. He preceded the Jerky Boys, he made Michael Jackson think twice about wearing red leather, he may have caused the disappearance of Canadian band Crash Test Dummies. The king of musical parodies will performThursday, Sept. 15 at the Puyallup Fair. Ticket prices are $50 golden circle, $40 infield, $20 grandstand or $11 to stand outside the grandstand and listen to "Eat It" while ice cream drips all over your Disneyland sweatshirt.

Tickets will go on sale for this concert at 10 a.m. Saturday, March 19 through the Fair's website: www.thefair.com/concerts. Ticketmaster is out of the picture.