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Things you learn while waiting in the motor line at Starbucks. ...

Attention pie fans. Every Wednesday at the Shari's Restaurant at 72nd and Interstate 5, next to the Red Lobster, which is next to Dairy Queen, which is next to Applebee's, which is next to the new WinCo Foods, which is surrounded by parking lot hell ... wait, I forgot what I'm discussing.

Oh yea ... pie.

Every Wednesday at said Shari's, from 4-10 p.m., if you purchase a dinner, you will receive a free slice of pie.

That is all.