This week ...

Place: The Hardware Store Restaurant

Location: Vashon Island

Day: Sunday

Time: 13:20

Wait for table: 30 minutes

Wait for drinks: 25 minutes

Wait for food: 35 minutes

Sundays: Limited breakfast menu only

And maybe: A burger or two

Hardware available for sale: No

Hardware on display: No

Hardware rhymes with: Underwear!

Sad fact: I'm still immature

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