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Oh, for eff's sake. Must I really devote another column to the booster-funded clusterf*** taking shape at THEE Ohio State University?

It seems so. It seems, on the heels of Jim Tressel's disgraceful exit last week, Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor decided to become former Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor this week, announcing his decision to leave school and pursue football on a professional basis. Pryor, of course, was in the middle of the Ohio State firestorm thanks to an alleged string of improperly provided cars he drove during his time at the school, as well as the well-known autographs-and-memorabilia-for-cash-and-tattoos scandal that had already gotten him suspended from the first five games of next season. Pryor now reportedly hopes to enter the NFL's supplemental draft, or perhaps spend time honing his skills in the UFL.

Basically, if what we've heard is true, Pryor has been profiting off football for a long time. This week he just announced his decision to make it official.

To read this week's full column click here.