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According to the staff, come Friday and Saturday nights, Buck Wild Saloon fills from wall to wall with anxiously horny cowboys, military men and, fortunately for them, girls who like cowboys in the military. As for my single sidekick, Bandito, she could give  a s***  about these types of men. During the entirety of our recent Wednesday night trip to Buck Wild, she all but wanted to strangle me with a plastic lasso. (Never again will she date a military man-a story I will save for another day.)

Regardless, it was Bandito's duty to tag along as I scoped out the Coyote Ugly-themed establishment, dubbed "The Best Bucking Bar In Town," in order to report back to all the hopeless romantics who gander at this lil' ol' Meat Market column.

With beer pong, pool tables, ladies never paying a cover and random drink and food discounts, the appropriately named Buck Wild Saloon (open every day from 3 p.m. - 2 a.m.) holds true to all its hype. On weekends we were told sweaty bodies fill the generously sized dance floor as drunken women try their best to ride a mechanical bull in the sexiest way possible. (If possible at all.) 

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[Buck Wild Saloon, 11401 Steele St. S., Tacoma, 253.537.0801]