TAKE ME BACK HOME YEAH >>>

I grew up in a small Oregon rural town reared among an extended family of Bularian immigrants who fished for a living, who drank Oly out of cans and drove Chevy pickups that were bashed in from sideswiping trees. I lost my virginity by walking a wooded trail behind my house to visit a sweet gal who lived in a propped doublewide and whose aunt drove my school bus. My favorite smell is musty motorboat, and I think making fart sounds with my hands is hilarious.

I felt right at home last night at the Backstage Bar & Grill when owners Joy Hutt and Stephen Tippins tied the knot during their White Trash Mondays theme night. Complete with 40-ounce beers and all things fishnet, it was awesome. Weekly Volcano photographer Steve Dunkelberger was in the house, too.

Newlyweds Joy Hutt and Stephen Tippins

Bridesmaid Bre Holstine and newly weds Joy Hutt and Stephen Tippins

The wedding party

Channal Waters and Bre Holstine

Karaoke with dancing

LINK: More photos of the night