This week ...

Place: Mr. Jalapeño

Serving: Mexican food

Not actually: A dude named Mr. Jalapeño

Much: To my disappointment

Where: Bonney Lake

I hardly: Go to Bonney Lake

Because: It's too damn far away

I get it: If you live in Bonney Lake

But: Why would you live in Bonney Lake?

It's: Too damn far away!

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