Happy Fourth of July!

By Bobble Tiki on July 4, 2011

ON THIS DATE IN HISTORY >>>>

Well, gee, Bobble Tiki wonders what today is - oh, that's right.  In 1920, innkeeper and "Queen of Mean" Leona Helmsley is born.  Helmsley is famous for two things: marrying a very old wealthy man and once saying, "Only the little people pay taxes."  Join Bobble Tiki in blowing up a photo of her with an M-80. 

Today is also the Fourth of July. Here at Spew, Bobble Tiki and crew be taking the day to spend time with our families, shoot off some fireworks, and work some corn dogs. Be sure to join us again tomorrow when we'll be back in full force, with the latest in entertainment and Prince William & Kate Middleton news. In the meantime, enjoy this, America! You goddamn deserve it.