THIS WEEK >>>
THING: Delicious handmade caramels
Created by: Clay Richart
He wields: A bad-ass mustachio
Because: He's a bad-ass candy man
Who can: Get away with a mustachio
Whereas: If I didn't pluck my rogue chin hairs
He might: Have some competition
You now think: I'm hot
Because: You love a bearded lady
Let's just focus: On the caramels
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