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June will be A Barn Burner: Healthcare's next stop is the U.S. Supreme Court (The Atlantic Wire)

Complaint Dogpile: Pierce County Assessor-Treasurer Dale Washam faces some new shit. (News Tribune)

Get Off Our Lawn Too: Pierce County Council looks to protect kids and ban jumping from the Spanaway Lake bridge. Next on the Council's agenda: Banning kids from running sticks across picket fences. (News Tribune)

Dumb And Dumber: Dickheads who crashed racing over the Narrows Bridge causing injury are charged. We say their punishment should be mandatory Sunday driving along North Narrows Drive. (News Tribune)

Just How Close Are They?: Chicago man says it's time Bert and Ernie marry. Yeah, right. Dude, have you seen the way they dress? Have you checked out their apartment? They would have antiqued that long ago. (USA Today)

Speaking Of Roommates: Salon has put together a collection of TV's greatest roommates (Salon)

It's dumb to fight a boxing kangeroo