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Thing: Crazy doughnuts

Place: Legendary Doughnuts

I love: Doughnuts

Say it together: Mmmmm DOUGHNUTS

Who knows my true age?  Only my besties.  Coincidentally, it is only my besties who actually read this column, so I'll just assume this is an appropriate venue for a personal letter concerning my upcoming (in five months) birthday festivities.

Dear mom and those other four people I pay to be my best friends,

As you all know, I'm turning (insert appropriately young age here) soon.

There's no need to prepare too far in advance, as I've already decided on most of the specifics.

First, the venue will be ... wait for it ... Legendary Doughnuts near Lake Tapps. Yup, read all about why here.