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Camping That Sucks: Over the weekend Pierce County election officials must camp out under florescent lighting counting signatures to recall Assessor-Treasure Dale Washam. (News Tribune)

Let's Party: Bureau of Labor Statistics claims Tacoma's workers' average wage is above the national average. (News Tribune)

If Only The Weekly Volcano Had That Kind Of Money To Embezzle: Citigroup Assistant Vice-President Gary Foster plead guilty to embezzling more than $22 million. (the New York Post)

Please Oh Please Keep The Patdown: Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano said that travelers will soon be able to keep their shoes on when they pass through airport security. (Politico)

Canf I Haf A Drinkf: Evan Rachel Wood accidentally had her tooth knocked out while dancing at a Parisian nightclub. (E Online)

Stupid Internet: The co-founder of Record Store Day may have to close his own record store. (Punknews.org)

Paying The Price: The Price Is Right model Lanisha Cole sues producers for sexual harassment (NY Daily News)