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The Gritty City Sirens have been tossing their seed willy-nilly around the South Sound for close to a year and yet to bring the show to the Office.

That changes tonight.

Cool your jets Don Draper. We speak of The Office Bar & Grill in downtown Tacoma, not your cubicle. The sports bar celebrates its first anniversary through Sunday, and the Tacoma burlesque troupe will be part of the festivities tonight. That's right - Ava D'Jor, Tizzy Van Tassel, Rosie Cheexx, Funny Face Fanny and Polly Puckerup will refocus your attention off The Office's awesome tater tots and onto the troupe's sexy spots.

Other festivities tonight include DJ Ruby, giveaways every hour plus food and drink specials. The party begins at 8 p.m.

Tomorrow, Sept. 10, DJ Ruby is back at 9 p.m. and so are the giveaways and specials. A Bacardi Ice Luge will also be in the house, which is nice.

Sunday, The Office has the Hawks game at 1 p.m. with a wings eating contest at halftime.

What has everyone around the water cooler excited is the eight night Mexico trip raffle prize Sunday at 6 p.m. You must be in the house to win.

Happy birthday Office.

[The Office Bar & Grill, 8 p.m. Friday, 9 p.m. Saturday, 1 p.m. Sunday, no cover, 813 Pacific Ave., Tacoma, 253.572.3222]