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Farmers Can Do Anything They Want: Tacoma Farmers Market hosts a "Mini Market" today from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on the MultiCare Campus in the parking lot across from Wright Park. Ten local vendors will freshen up your life. (Facebook)

Lights On After School: Tacoma School District pilot project has grown from the vision of Tacoma 360, a partnership of local government agencies. (News Tribune)

We're Outta Here: The United States has pulled its ambassador out of Syria due to "credible threats against his personal safety." (CNN)

Feds Offer New Mortgage Help: President Obama will announce changes in the government's Home Affordable Refinance Program (HARP) today. (CNN)

Shocking: SNL cast member Darrell Hammond says he drank and did cocaine while with the show. (New York Post)

Yanked: Ben & Jerry's "Schweddy Balls" is being pulled from grocery store shelves. (Jezebel)

Edward Balloonhands: Tim Burton is creating a float for the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. (Hollywood Reporter)

Farting Fozzie Bear: That's just not right! (Hollywood Reporter)