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Lousy Lakewood Lawnmover: Dude is robbing old ladies. (News Tribune)

Attack Of The Killer Moths: Canuck Lepidoptera is effing with our cherry trees. (News Tribune)

RIP Steve Jobs: Read his obituary in the New York Times.

The Stories Behind The Stories: The Tacoma Film Festival 2011 opens today. (Weekly Volcano)

We Feel Old: Cassette tape is being removed from the dictionary. (Paste Magazine)

For Whom The Bell Tolls: Metallica turns 30. (stereogum)

Fresh Prince II?: Snoop Dogg to get a NBC family sitcom. (Deadline)

Freddie Mercury II?: Lady Gaga is in talks to front Queen. (NME)

Good Grief: Cafeterias in France ban ketchup. (LA Times)