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Madame Slimball: Jacqueline Nicole Carr is in the Pierce County Jail after allowing awo 15-year-old girls to prostitute themselves in the home she shares with her two young sons. (News Tribune)
Mister Slimeball: Lakewood police are chasing a man suspected of sexually assaulting a woman at gunpoint inside her apartment. (News Tribune)
Afghan President To U.S.: Get the hell out. (CNN)
Senate Democrats Are Pissed: The Violence Against Women Act once enjoyed broad bipartisan support but now faces fierce opposition from Republicans. (The New York Times)
Business Advice: Twenty-two executives share the best advice they ever received. (Business Insider)
Circus Boost: Scientists plan to clone the Woolly Mammoth. (Time)
Incest?: Whitney Houston's daughter likely doing it with Whitney Houston's adopted son. (Gawker)
Out Of Luck: HBO has canceled Luck. (Yahoo)
Better Luck: Portlandia will return for a third season. (LaughSpin)
This Report Brought To You By Geritol: Rolling Stones push back its 50th Anniversary Tour to 2013. (Rolling Stone)
Need Sleep?: Christopher Walken reads Where the Wild Things Are. (boingboing)
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