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Cue the nitro-burning funny-car-style announcer. Motley Crue. The hair that launched a thousand groupies. Gene Simmons. Master of the mutant tongue and a man with a photo of nearly all the thousands of woman he's done. Two bands, and 30 hair stylists. Enough testosterone to run all the magic finger vibra-beds west of the Mississippi. Same stage. Saturday, August 18 at the White River Amphitheatre. Be there.

Ticket prices are a mystery, but they go on sale at 10 a.m. Saturday, March 24, at LiveNation.com, all Ticketmaster outlets, or charge by phone 1.800.745.3000.