If you find yourself in Seattle's University District dying of thirst, and wondering where you can find some drink, look no further than Earl's on the Ave. Located on University Avenue near the University of Washington, Earl's offers the cheapest, strongest drinks in the area. Patrons remark affectionately that "Earl's makes you hurl," referring of course to the egregious amounts of alcohol in each drink, but let me point out that they continue drinking there.

And rightfully so, the atmosphere is superb: dimly lit with a live DJ and dance floor on the weekends, and three quality pool tables, Big Buck Hunter in the corner, plenty of seating at the bar or in booths, and big flat screens for whatever sports event is occurring that evening.

Specials depend on the day of the week, but include drinks such as $4.50 Fireball and $5 pitchers of PBR.  If you get hungry, Paul's kitchen makes the rounds with dollar a slice pizza, and offers a menu including other common bar foods such as burgers and nachos. Parking is slim, so pack comfortable shoes and be prepared to walk a few blocks. Earl's is always open until 2 AM, and all information can be found by visiting: www.earlsontheave.com/happyhour