Rock Tiki Recommends Fusion Ultra Lounge

By Rock Tiki on August 17, 2012

If you're looking for a wild dance club in Seattle's University District, Fusion Ultra Lounge should be your first stop. Not only is the music loud, but the dance floor includes flashing lights and stripper poles; although the poles only purpose is to allow college girls to maintain their balance while they jersey turnpike.
Did we mention the music is loud? So loud, in fact, there's no way anyone can hear you from more than two feet away. Luckily, there's no need to be heard; the atmosphere at Fusion Ultra lounge only accommodates men to slip through the crowd of dancing girls and join them.
Fusion Ultra Lounge is fully stocked with three separated bars; that means a person only needs to be eighteen years old to get into the club, while the 21 and over crowd can quench their thirst in the designated drinking areas. In case you aren't catching our drift, Fusion Ultra Lounge is filled with eighteen year old college girls from the nearby University of Washington.
There is a fifteen dollar cover charge, and a strictly enforced dress code: no white tees, hoodies, sports apparel, or athletic wear. However, the cover charge is only ten dollars for the 21 and over crowd, as you will most likely spend more than five dollars on their one dollar Jello shots and two dollar well drinks. For information on upcoming events at Fusion Ultra lounge, and pictures of the mayhem, visit clubfusionseattle.ning.com