BANDITO BETTY LOU WHO'S LEAP OF THE DAY >>>

Bandito Betty Lou Who isn't a huge fan of jingtinglers, floofloovers, trumtookas, blumbloopas and the other wack musical instruments her fellow Whos bang during the holiday season. Every two years she gets the hell out of Whoville and spends the holiday season in the South Sound.

She's back. The Weekly Volcano secretly attached a GPS device to her whocarnio. We're tracking her. Apparently, she loves Almond Roca.

Today, we found her leaping inside Anthem Coffee & Tea, the hip coffee joint next to the Washington State History Museum. Bandito Betty Lou Who sang at the top of her lungs in anticipation of Anthem's Wednesday open mic, which begins at 6 p.m. She was mid-song before blazing out the door. Don't fret. The Weekly Volcano is hot on her trail. Expect more Lou Who action tomorrow.

LINK: Bandito Betty Lou Who jumps archive

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