BANDITO BETTY LOU WHO'S LEAP OF THE DAY >>>

Bandito Betty Lou Who isn't a huge fan of jingtinglers, floofloovers, trumtookas, blumbloopas and the other wack musical instruments her fellow Whos bang during the holiday season. Every two years she gets the hell out of Whoville and spends the holiday season in the South Sound.

She's back. The Weekly Volcano secretly attached a GPS device to her whocarnio. We're tracking her. Apparently, she popped into the Harmon Tap Room to grab the first day of beer early.

We spotted Bandito Betty Lou Who springing out of The Red Hot and blazing down Sixth Avenue. She busted out a jump in front of North End Physical Therapy, Carter Peckham's house of pain relief and functional rehabilitation. Something popped. Bandito limped into Peckham's office and locked the door. Don't fret. The Weekly Volcano is hot on her trail. Expect more Lou Who action tomorrow.

NORTH END PHYSICAL THERAPY, 3007 SIXTH AVE., TACOMA, 253.761.7795

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