SERIOUSLY, NO TICKETS AT THE DOOR >>>

Simple beer math - courtesy of the folks behind today's Big Beer Festival: Winter is cold and big alcohol beers makes you warm, so by way of beer logic, the Big Beer Festival is sold out!

"The BIG Beer Festival is officially sold out of tickets and will not have tickets to sell at the door :( [we are] sorry if any of you have missed getting your ticket but I promise you the Tacoma Craft Beer Festival on September 7th will be our largest yet." - Big Beer Festival management

Oh well. There are other awesome things to do today in the South Sound.