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Bridgit Mendler and Austin Mahone are so freaking cute that if it weren't retarded to show excitement in alternating caps and lowercase letters like cyberdorks, we'd totally do it ... in abundance.

The cuties will perform Saturday, Sept. 21 at the Washington State Fair.

According to hype, "With a strong teen female fan base, singer/songwriter Austin Mahone's career has bolted to high gear with his debut single, '11:11,' as well as popular hit song, 'Say Somethin'.'  For Bridgit Mendler, songwriting started at the age of six, catapulting her to star in Disney Channel's Good Luck Charlie, singing the show's theme song. While she started her career as an actress, her singing career has taken off strong.

Adorable.

Tickets are available at 10 a.m. Saturday, March 16 via the Fair's website, or 888.559.3247. You'll have to drop $25-$60 to show these two your hand heart.