Just the other day Bobble Tiki held court at Tacoma Cabana discussing "The Comeback Album" by musicians. Bobble Tiki thinks its like shooting squealing divas in a barrel when an out-of-grace superstar releases The Comeback Album, the one that's gonna put 'em back in Tha Game. Remember Christina Aguilera's napalm-skanky Stripped? Michael Jackson's ... anything? Bobble Tiki included Bon Jovi's ludicrous "career artist" stab Bounce. The first mistake with Bounce was allowing Bon Jovi to name their album after 1. a Juggies phenomenon and 2. a fabric-softener company. Their second was to support Bon Jovi in making one of the most ultra-crappy rock albums of 2002.

You don't care. Bon Jovi will play the Tacoma Dome Saturday, Oct. 5 and you're going to be there. You're thrilled tickets start at $19.50, but a little ticked other prices haven't been release. You're also pissed that you don't have an American Express Card (due to the high annual fees) because advanced tickets to the Tacoma concert will go on sale to American Express Cardmembers at 10 a.m. tomorrow through 10 a.m. Friday. So, you'll wait until 10 a.m. Monday, June 10 when the tickets are released at all Ticketmaster locations, through Ticketmaster charge-by-phone at 1.800.745.3000, Ticketmaster Express at 866.448-.7849 (automated only self service line) and Ticketmaster.com. And just to stick it to Bobble Tiki, you're going to stream Bounce for the next two hours.