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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Fred Durst (Again! Because it's funny!)

Aug. 5: Fred Durst solicites for personal trainers via Twitter.

"Any decent trainer out there wanting to go on 10 wk tour with me, expense paid, and train with me? Boat leaves Aug 15 - hit me up" via Twittelator

Aug. 4: Fred Durst is part of a biker gang that includes that one guy from that one movie

"About to take off on our ride for aids research with William H Macy"

July 31: Just one more reason why it's cool to be backstage with da Bizkit - codpieces

"Backstage with @wesborland about to play in 30 min Syracuse rockfest."

July 28: Fred Durst is watching you...

"I just saw a very pretty girl eat a booger while watching Inception. Couldn't believe it. From nose to finger to mouth in 5 secs. Gross."

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

BONUS PICTURE OF FRED DURST HANGING OUT WITH SOME EXTREMELY DRUNK DUDE AT A HOOTERS!

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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Sebastian Bach!

August 2: Sebastian Bach shops just like you... only in New Jersey.

"I'm at Best Buy - East Brunswick NJ (Store 598) (300 State Route 18, Suite 4, East Brunswick)." 3:21 p.m.

August 2: Sebastian Bach eats just like you... only in New Jersey.

"I'm at Subway (Midstate Mall at Rt. 18) (314 Route 18, East Brunswick)." 3 p.m.

July 24: Sebastian Bach shops for electronics just like you... did in 1987.

"I'm at Radio Shack." 11:27 a.m.

July 10: Sebsatian Bach does Norway just like you... would if you were kind of a sad, aging metal joke.

"Norway , bitches! Lemmy from motörhead is a true gentleman" 10:36 a.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Jackie Chan!

August 1: Jackie Chan has an unnatural obsession with stuffed panda bears... his "babies."

"I'm at the glasses store..my babies are trying on sunglasses too!!" 6:28 a.m., via Twitpic

July 31: See...

"I'm taking my two babies LA & ZY to Asia for the first time!! Guess where?" 2:07 p.m., via Twitpic

July 31: Imagine the honor of finding Jackie Chan's two phones. You can see the honor in the woman's face.

"Here is the family that found my 2 phones. Thank you so much! French people so nice! I love France!" 7:36 a.m., via Twitpic

July 27: Oh, for fuck's sake

"LA & ZY just saw Notre Dame!" 8:48 a.m., via Twitpic

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GIRL TROUBLE V. GORILLA PRODUCTIONS UPDATE >>>

I got a chance to chat briefly with Girl Trouble frontman K.P. Kendall last night at the Best of Tacoma 2010 Premiere Party, and naturally the subject of Gorilla Productions' lawsuit against drummer Bon Von Wheelie and the band came up. While Kendall told me the iconic Tacoma drummer is keeping her head up, and believes in what she's fighting for, he did sound like the situation is certainly causing the entire Girl Trouble camp a considerable amount of unneeded stress. You'd be shocked and dismayed to know how much money this nonsense has already cost Von Wheelie.

During the course of the conversation Kendall tipped me off to a recently published cover story in the Cleveland Scene "Northeast Ohio's Only Alternative Newsweekly." It's an interesting read, as it details the nasty situation between Girl Trouble and Gorilla Productions from an Ohio point of view, where Gorilla is based.

Oh, and by the way - Since the Volcano's first set of stories on the lawsuit came out (here and here) here's a look at the press garnered by Gorilla's lawsuit - which, mind you, is about defending the "promotion company's" name. Is this really helping?

Ernest Jasmin at the News Tribune picks up the story

The Stranger's Line Out

R.R. Anderson attacks Tacomic style

Tim Apello at City Arts chimes in

Weekly Volcano Spew update with excerpts from court documents

Cleveland Scene publishes a cover story this week

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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Kanye West!

Earlier Today: Kanye west just can't get no satisfaction

"I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh" about 4 hours ago, via Web

Earlier Today: Firt persian rugs with cherub imagery, now this...

"Vintage Hermes travel bags are tight yo!!!"

July 28: OK, now this is really just getting bizarre. Is this Kanye West's Twitter account, or my grandma's?

"I'm into these type of glasses this is a new decade its over with for all those tongue and cheek ironic..." 10:40 p.m., via Twitpic

July 29: Oh, for fuck sake...

"I hate half empty water bottles so I copped these #goblets to drink out of" 9:38 p.m., via Web

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BONUS TWITTER PIC OF KANYE'S WEST'S COUCH

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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Spencer Pratt!

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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Michael Ian Black

July 23: Michael Ian Black is all about looks when it comes late night TV hosts

"Whichever plastic surgeon turned Jimmy Kimmel into Fred Flintstone is amazing." 2 hours ago, via Web

July 22: Michael Ian Black isn't shy about his desires

"I kind of want to see some Klingon porn." 11:56 p.m., via Web

July 20: Michael Ian Black has a very good point

"How awesome would it be if Lindsay converts to Islam and gets a face tattoo? #iheartmiketyson" 6:48 p.m., via web

July 20: Michael Ian Black has ideas

"I'm thinking of start a new magazine for guys who like stuff that girls like but aren't gay and also drink Dr. Pepper and are me." 9:11 a.m., via web

July 18: Michael Ian Black moonlights as a bachelor party planner

"Chicken strips. Pretty good as a food. Totally fucking weird as a bachelor party activity." 8:51 p.m., via web

Tune in next week for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

John Stamos!

June 30: John Stamos's brother still can't hit that high note.

"lovely dinner with my old buddy matt stone last night- for you SOUTH PARK fans--" 5:11 p.m., via Twitpic

July 3: John Stamos explores culturally diverse yoga

"I love mexico! beautiful country, good 'family' people. off to mexican yoga- whatever that is." 6:20 a.m., via mobile web

June 29: John Stamos has THE DANCE inside him

"tap lesson: pull back into a gregory hines/m.j.tribute/ toe stand/ i still suck" 1:03 p.m., via Twitpic

June 25: Oh snap, Uncle Jesse.

"my day at knott's berry farm with the olsen twins" 11:12 a.m., via Twitpic

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BONUS PIC OF BOB SAGET GRABBING JOHN STAMOS'S ASS!

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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Taylor Swift!

July 4: Taylor Swift gets all educational and stuff and plays with stickers

"Sitting on a porch with (Twitter friends we're probably too old to recognize omitted) eating BBQ, discussing American history." 5:42 p.m., via Echofon

July 3: This many tomatoes always takes Taylor Swift's breath away

"Local produce tent = yay!" 1:35 p.m., via Echofon

May 8: What exactly is Taylor Swift's job again?

"I've been eating Cheerios like it's my job lately." 9:24 a.m., via Echofon

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Gene Simmons!

July 17: Gene Simmons and Steven Tyler go to the same "meetings."

"Ran into Steven Tyler. We were both at a meeting. He was coming out. I was going in. We talked. He looked well. A good guy." 4:59 p.m., via Web

June 18: The Gene Simmons Book Club.

"Please read DIARY OF ANNE FRANK." 11:54 a.m., via Web

June 18: More from the Gene Simmons Book Club. This just in...

"It's the diary of a Jewish girl, written during the Nazi occupation of Holland, before she & her family were sent to a concentration camp." 11:57 a.m., via Web

May 10: Posing for pictures just isn't as fun as it used to be... Dude in the center looks cold.

"KISS on tour in Europe... Here's the jet. And yes, KISS is coming to North America again, starting Aug." 6:28 p.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.