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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

MC Hammer

July 13: Apparently, when you're MC Hammer, you don't have to turn your cell phone off in flight.

"I'm relaxing in the air .... #MLB All Star was fantastic !!!! Anaheim was lovely." 9:55 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: MC Hammer jumps on the nerdy glasses bandwagon

"Hey, my nerd glasses are workin' look at all the love the ladies give me... It's like I'm wearin' Hi-Karate Cologne or something .."9:30 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: Two minutes later, MC Hammer talks nerdy glasses some more.

"Ok here's proof of the power of these glasses.. So Sexy ... Lol" 9:32 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: OK, what we don't understand here is why MC Hammer is the one posting these pictures. Is HE going up to strangers and asking for photos? Something seems backwards...

"Look What The Glasses Did !!! Oh Boy !!" 9:41 p.m., via Twitter for Iphone

July 3: MC Hammer isn't too legit to enjoy a fruit platter in the tub

"Into the Bath I Go !!!!" 1:38 a.m., via Twitter for iPhone

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Joe Jonas!

July 13: Joe Jonas is happier than you will ever be

"I loved yesterday." 1:54 a.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 8: See...

"Goodmornin! Jonas is up for an Emmy?! Highfive!" 8:11 a.m., via Twitter for iPhone

June 25: These kids love Joe Jonas. Can't you tell...

"heres a pic from my trip." 1:35 p.m., via Twitpic

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Britney Spears!

June 3: Britney Spears still has it (an ability to memorize lines and a fake smile, that is)

"@takashipom Otsukaresama-deshita, Takashi! - Britney" 4:23 p.m., via Twitpic

March 11: Britney Spears has poor taste in more than just music

"I saw Alice in Wonderland. It was soooo good!!! -Britney" 6:20 p.m., via web

January 19: And by "hot," Britney Spears means "make me look kinda dumb and stuff."

" Can't wait for you guys to check out my new Candies photos! They're hot!- Brit" 2:28 p.m., via web

December 5, 2009: Frozen yogurt excites Britney Spears

"My daddy got me a Blizz Berry machine for my birthday. Best frozen yogurt I've tried and now I can have it all the time! -Brit" 3:32 p.m., via Twitter for the iPhone

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Jessica Alba!

July 10: Jessica Alba goes casual

"Just brushed a hornets nest off my sweats... Yuck" 4:41 p.m., via UberTwitter

July 10: Jessica Alba needs to change her password.

"I'm in France traveling and someone hacked my twitter. Sucks.... but all good now. So hello again tweeples." 5:33 a.m., via UberTwitter

July 7: Jessica Alba is a fan of gloves that don't make sense.

"Chic...." 10:14 a.m., via ibeatyou

July 7: Jessica Alba would look a lot more chic in this picture if she was wearing some gloves that didn't make sense

"Headed to Valentino :)" 9:10 a.m., via ibeatyou

July 4: In response to Jessica Alba's Twitter question, the Weekly Volcano's biggest barbecue mishap involves fantasizing about Jessica Alba cleaning a grill with a brillo pad when we should have been flipping the burgers...

"jerry-rigged a grill cleaner w brillo pad for 4th of July bbq -What r ur BBQ mishaps?" 11:40 a.m., via ibeatyou

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

July 6: Jewel likes her's with lettuce and tomoto, Heinz 57 and French fried potato, a big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, good god ol' mighty which way does Jewel steer for a ... (Jimmy Buffett not pictured)

"Just ate a burger in paradise! Normans Cay, Bahamas" 7:19 a.m., via Twitpic

July 5: Sadly, George drowned later that day...

"George is enjoying our little boat ride around Highbourne Cay " 9:18 a.m., via Twitpic

July 1: Jewel draws like a seven-year-old on her iPad

"Messing around with Draw app on my ipad." 12:28 p.m., via Twitpic

June 25: Jewel falls in love with Zoo animals, feeds them carrots

"Can I take him home?!" 1:42 p.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Sinbad

July 6: Time spares no one - not even Sinbad

"i know i am getting older if i am excited by a knee replacement hahah" 3 hours ago, via TweetDeck

July 4: The "LOL" epidemic reaches Sinbad

"I want to thank all those who watched the repeat of my stand up special and dug it...hey, even if you didn't dig it. Lol" 8:35 p.m., via Echofon

July 4: Overuse of the word "killing" reaches Sinbad

"At the like like restaurant eating breakfast in Honolulu. Killing this shrimp omelet" 4:30 p.m., via Echofon

July 2: We get it, Sinbad; you've got a bum knee...

"Good morning... I feel beat up today. Gotta fly and get my knee drained then off to Hawaii for 2 shows them to Disney world with 15 family" 9:23 a.m., via Echofon

July 1: Sinbad cryptically joins The Revolution?

"yeah i used to dig the man." 2:43 p.m., via Echofon

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Marlon Wayans dishing on today's World Cup action

Earlier today: Marlon Wayans knows comparisons

"The Netherlands coach is sharp he dressed like a dutchanese Pat Riley" about an hour ago, via Blackberry

"The goalie for brazil look like a Portuguese kevin james" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

"Half the Netherlands team look like my balding 3rd grade Phys ed teacher" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

Earlier today: Marlon Wayans knows sportsmanship

"Netherlands team is funny they do foul shit then shake Brazil's hand" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

Earlier today: Marlon Wayans finally offers some in depth soccer analysis

"Boy Brazil was clustered around that net like roaches on sweet cereal" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

Tune in next week for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities because it's funny >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Tracy Morgan

April 16: Tracy Morgan has goals

"I don't know about yall but I'm going to grab me up a yaddda and do see death at a funeral this weekend and hopfuly get some ass after."

October 21, 2009: Tracy Morgan offers his services via Twitter

"For $15 I'll induce your labor" 6:53 a.m., via UberTwitter

October 13, 2009: Tracy Morgan is a fan of Tracy Morgan

"siting here watching vh1 hiphop honors. that Tracy Morgan is a funny mother fucker." 6:18 p.m., via web

October 8, 2009: Wow. Just wow.

"my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2." 12:43 p.m., via web

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BONUS TRACY MORGAN PIC FROM ICE-T'S TWITTER!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Bryan Adams

June 25: Oooohhhhh Bryan Adams is still alive

"Went to see Pearl Jam tonight in London, Hyde Park, what a great night..." 4:48 p.m., via web

June 23: Boom! Bryan Adams takes no shit via Twitter

"Message to Ryan Murphy / Glee: Please stop telling the press I rejected your show, when we've NEVER spoken. Be polite and pick up the phone." 5:41 p.m., via web

June 4: In Canada, this is considered really fancy

"Here is a shot of a guitar/piano set up at the Warehouse Studio...my studio in Canada :)" 6:46 a.m., via Twitpic

May 23: So many possible jokes...

"Post show band meeting, Denmark 2010" 5:46 a.m., via Twitpic

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BONUS BRYAN ADAMS TWIT PHOTO!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Wrestler and ABC gameshow host Chris Jericho

June 26: Spoiler alert: Chris Jericho is really into metal

"Iron Maidens gonna get u no matter how far!!!" 9:22 p.m., via text

June 26: Chris Jericho has questionable looking friends just like you

"The Expendables hit the limo...." 1 p.m., via TwitBird

June 22: We find this highly disturbing for some reason

"The two best game show hosts of all time...." 11:16 p.m., via TwitBird

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BONUS CHRIS JERICHO METAL PIC!