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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Michael Ian Black

July 23: Michael Ian Black is all about looks when it comes late night TV hosts

"Whichever plastic surgeon turned Jimmy Kimmel into Fred Flintstone is amazing." 2 hours ago, via Web

July 22: Michael Ian Black isn't shy about his desires

"I kind of want to see some Klingon porn." 11:56 p.m., via Web

July 20: Michael Ian Black has a very good point

"How awesome would it be if Lindsay converts to Islam and gets a face tattoo? #iheartmiketyson" 6:48 p.m., via web

July 20: Michael Ian Black has ideas

"I'm thinking of start a new magazine for guys who like stuff that girls like but aren't gay and also drink Dr. Pepper and are me." 9:11 a.m., via web

July 18: Michael Ian Black moonlights as a bachelor party planner

"Chicken strips. Pretty good as a food. Totally fucking weird as a bachelor party activity." 8:51 p.m., via web

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

John Stamos!

June 30: John Stamos's brother still can't hit that high note.

"lovely dinner with my old buddy matt stone last night- for you SOUTH PARK fans--" 5:11 p.m., via Twitpic

July 3: John Stamos explores culturally diverse yoga

"I love mexico! beautiful country, good 'family' people. off to mexican yoga- whatever that is." 6:20 a.m., via mobile web

June 29: John Stamos has THE DANCE inside him

"tap lesson: pull back into a gregory hines/m.j.tribute/ toe stand/ i still suck" 1:03 p.m., via Twitpic

June 25: Oh snap, Uncle Jesse.

"my day at knott's berry farm with the olsen twins" 11:12 a.m., via Twitpic

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BONUS PIC OF BOB SAGET GRABBING JOHN STAMOS'S ASS!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Taylor Swift!

July 4: Taylor Swift gets all educational and stuff and plays with stickers

"Sitting on a porch with (Twitter friends we're probably too old to recognize omitted) eating BBQ, discussing American history." 5:42 p.m., via Echofon

July 3: This many tomatoes always takes Taylor Swift's breath away

"Local produce tent = yay!" 1:35 p.m., via Echofon

May 8: What exactly is Taylor Swift's job again?

"I've been eating Cheerios like it's my job lately." 9:24 a.m., via Echofon

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Gene Simmons!

July 17: Gene Simmons and Steven Tyler go to the same "meetings."

"Ran into Steven Tyler. We were both at a meeting. He was coming out. I was going in. We talked. He looked well. A good guy." 4:59 p.m., via Web

June 18: The Gene Simmons Book Club.

"Please read DIARY OF ANNE FRANK." 11:54 a.m., via Web

June 18: More from the Gene Simmons Book Club. This just in...

"It's the diary of a Jewish girl, written during the Nazi occupation of Holland, before she & her family were sent to a concentration camp." 11:57 a.m., via Web

May 10: Posing for pictures just isn't as fun as it used to be... Dude in the center looks cold.

"KISS on tour in Europe... Here's the jet. And yes, KISS is coming to North America again, starting Aug." 6:28 p.m., via Twitpic

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

MC Hammer

July 13: Apparently, when you're MC Hammer, you don't have to turn your cell phone off in flight.

"I'm relaxing in the air .... #MLB All Star was fantastic !!!! Anaheim was lovely." 9:55 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: MC Hammer jumps on the nerdy glasses bandwagon

"Hey, my nerd glasses are workin' look at all the love the ladies give me... It's like I'm wearin' Hi-Karate Cologne or something .."9:30 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: Two minutes later, MC Hammer talks nerdy glasses some more.

"Ok here's proof of the power of these glasses.. So Sexy ... Lol" 9:32 p.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 12: OK, what we don't understand here is why MC Hammer is the one posting these pictures. Is HE going up to strangers and asking for photos? Something seems backwards...

"Look What The Glasses Did !!! Oh Boy !!" 9:41 p.m., via Twitter for Iphone

July 3: MC Hammer isn't too legit to enjoy a fruit platter in the tub

"Into the Bath I Go !!!!" 1:38 a.m., via Twitter for iPhone

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Joe Jonas!

July 13: Joe Jonas is happier than you will ever be

"I loved yesterday." 1:54 a.m., via Twitter for iPhone

July 8: See...

"Goodmornin! Jonas is up for an Emmy?! Highfive!" 8:11 a.m., via Twitter for iPhone

June 25: These kids love Joe Jonas. Can't you tell...

"heres a pic from my trip." 1:35 p.m., via Twitpic

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Britney Spears!

June 3: Britney Spears still has it (an ability to memorize lines and a fake smile, that is)

"@takashipom Otsukaresama-deshita, Takashi! - Britney" 4:23 p.m., via Twitpic

March 11: Britney Spears has poor taste in more than just music

"I saw Alice in Wonderland. It was soooo good!!! -Britney" 6:20 p.m., via web

January 19: And by "hot," Britney Spears means "make me look kinda dumb and stuff."

" Can't wait for you guys to check out my new Candies photos! They're hot!- Brit" 2:28 p.m., via web

December 5, 2009: Frozen yogurt excites Britney Spears

"My daddy got me a Blizz Berry machine for my birthday. Best frozen yogurt I've tried and now I can have it all the time! -Brit" 3:32 p.m., via Twitter for the iPhone

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Jessica Alba!

July 10: Jessica Alba goes casual

"Just brushed a hornets nest off my sweats... Yuck" 4:41 p.m., via UberTwitter

July 10: Jessica Alba needs to change her password.

"I'm in France traveling and someone hacked my twitter. Sucks.... but all good now. So hello again tweeples." 5:33 a.m., via UberTwitter

July 7: Jessica Alba is a fan of gloves that don't make sense.

"Chic...." 10:14 a.m., via ibeatyou

July 7: Jessica Alba would look a lot more chic in this picture if she was wearing some gloves that didn't make sense

"Headed to Valentino :)" 9:10 a.m., via ibeatyou

July 4: In response to Jessica Alba's Twitter question, the Weekly Volcano's biggest barbecue mishap involves fantasizing about Jessica Alba cleaning a grill with a brillo pad when we should have been flipping the burgers...

"jerry-rigged a grill cleaner w brillo pad for 4th of July bbq -What r ur BBQ mishaps?" 11:40 a.m., via ibeatyou

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

July 6: Jewel likes her's with lettuce and tomoto, Heinz 57 and French fried potato, a big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, good god ol' mighty which way does Jewel steer for a ... (Jimmy Buffett not pictured)

"Just ate a burger in paradise! Normans Cay, Bahamas" 7:19 a.m., via Twitpic

July 5: Sadly, George drowned later that day...

"George is enjoying our little boat ride around Highbourne Cay " 9:18 a.m., via Twitpic

July 1: Jewel draws like a seven-year-old on her iPad

"Messing around with Draw app on my ipad." 12:28 p.m., via Twitpic

June 25: Jewel falls in love with Zoo animals, feeds them carrots

"Can I take him home?!" 1:42 p.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Sinbad

July 6: Time spares no one - not even Sinbad

"i know i am getting older if i am excited by a knee replacement hahah" 3 hours ago, via TweetDeck

July 4: The "LOL" epidemic reaches Sinbad

"I want to thank all those who watched the repeat of my stand up special and dug it...hey, even if you didn't dig it. Lol" 8:35 p.m., via Echofon

July 4: Overuse of the word "killing" reaches Sinbad

"At the like like restaurant eating breakfast in Honolulu. Killing this shrimp omelet" 4:30 p.m., via Echofon

July 2: We get it, Sinbad; you've got a bum knee...

"Good morning... I feel beat up today. Gotta fly and get my knee drained then off to Hawaii for 2 shows them to Disney world with 15 family" 9:23 a.m., via Echofon

July 1: Sinbad cryptically joins The Revolution?

"yeah i used to dig the man." 2:43 p.m., via Echofon

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